{"id":44,"date":"2007-07-18T09:40:47","date_gmt":"2007-07-18T01:40:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ebikeblog.org\/?p=44"},"modified":"2007-07-18T09:40:47","modified_gmt":"2007-07-18T01:40:47","slug":"gratuitous-bicycles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ebikeblog.org\/?p=44","title":{"rendered":"Gratuitous bicycles?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t make frivolous posts often here, actually, this may be the first time. But <a href=\"http:\/\/nordicgroup.us\/s78\/indexn.html\" target=\"_blank\">this page<\/a> on the &#8220;Starlight 78 Bicycle Lighting System&#8221; is quite hilarious. NSFW. Yes, really. Beware all the nekkid womens.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t make frivolous posts often here, actually, this may be the first time. But this page on the &#8220;Starlight 78 Bicycle Lighting System&#8221; is quite hilarious. NSFW. Yes, really. Beware all the nekkid womens.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-44","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anectdotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ebikeblog.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ebikeblog.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ebikeblog.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ebikeblog.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ebikeblog.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=44"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ebikeblog.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ebikeblog.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=44"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ebikeblog.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=44"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ebikeblog.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=44"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}